Nicknames

One is

aka my little boy

aka grampa

aka buddy

aka baby

aka cutie

Two is 

aka Satan Spawn

aka Bitch

aka J-Lo Butt

aka my little girl

Three is

aka Theif

aka Chipmunk

aka Brat

aka Pork Chop

aka lemur

aka King Julian

aka Instigator

aka Trailer Trash

I think three has an identity complex and the other two, well everyone has a nick name.