Proverbs

Yesterday is the past

We cannot change it for it is history

Tomorrow is the future

It remains an unknown

Today is a gift

That is why it is the present

So approach it like it is Christmas day and tear into it

Confucius say:

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum

wake up with stinky finger"

One cannot judge another 

Until they have walked a mile in their shoes

Love is a two way street

Share the road

What goes around comes around

so treat everyone equally

You never know who will be in the audience

Always give it your best 

Have sex on Wednesdays

It is hump day after all

Everyone likes a hump day

Live every day like it is your last

It just might be

Never hide from sharing your feelings

Make sure that everyone always knows how you feel

Make sure if you feel bad you solve it

If you are upset with someone get through it then not later

You never know when you will see them again

Do not put off till tomorrow what you can do today

A penny saved is a penny earned

Its better to burn out than fade away

Try everything at least three times

The first time you are inexperienced and adjusting

The second time you are getting the hang of it

The third time you have the ability to make an informed decision

Besides the global sport of baseball gives every player three strikes

Millions of fans can't be wrong

Accept people for who they are right now

Do not judge them for their past

For their past is what makes them the person they are right now

The past, good or bad is irrelevant, you have to deal with the person in front of you

Remember to fuck

Remember to screw

Remember to have a quickie

Do it in the shower, on the floor, in the kitchen

Outside, inside, and anywhere you can 

But always remember to make love.